Silly Me :)

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Haha no damn doubt!!!! Like YET AGAIN today he's emailing ME lol even told me you were at the beach!!!!!! How's that for showing how pathetic the BOTH of you are!!!!!

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Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.

Hahahaha ... so true!

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If only I could get paid for doing what comes naturally- being a sarcastic bitch.

Sweet sweet revenge!!!! Cuz soon as I do..... Guess what, here he comes with all that shit talkin again!!! But what's different is I don't fall for it anymore! I just like hearing it cuz I know his new gf thinks he's God's gift si I just listen shake my head and smile :)

Seriously, you try to convince everybody and anybody that will listen that everything's perfect but let's not forget sweetie tha there are tons of people who know him better then you do and know the TRUTH! Silly Me, Know The Truth, Ex Wives, Know Who You Are, Try Harder, You Tried, Someecards, Lol, Good Things

Seriously, you try to convince everybody and anybody that will listen that everything's perfect but let's not forget sweetie tha there are tons of people who know him better then you do and know the TRUTH!!!!

Even tho you copy my every move by stalking me anyway you can find you still won't be like me in any way. The only thing you are accomplishing is proving how fucking nuts you are! Get a life. Worry about your own shit not mine. Bitch Quotes, Badass Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Pathetic Quotes, Trash Quotes, Get A Life, Real Life

#dedanzer Stop trying so hard... We both know what it is... #keepcalm #bitch

Stop trying so hard to be classy. It isn't working.

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ur ground is hella shaky...

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Some people just can't say anything nice, without inserting an insult into the mix.....

Shakespeare came up with all the best insults. Sometimes my mind wanders: If only I could say them out loud when fitting! I am like Meg Ryan in ' you've got mail.' I think of it only AFTER I've been insulted! Comebacks And Insults, Funny Insults, Funny Comebacks, Book Quotes, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Disses, Shakespeare Insults, Great Insults

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Shakespeare came up with all the best insults.

Congratulations on proving yet again just how much better I am than you with that last failed attempt at insulting me. It must suck being so bitter....

.....hahaha If u think making fun of my fake leg bothers me sweetie then the jokes on you ;) try again!!!!

I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u"

I couldn't help but notice ... haha this was too funny to pass up lol

"Crazy Ex" Douche

Omg this is my ex....he always said his ex's were crazy. I guess he's telling his new "girlfriend" I'm also crazy. Dbag!

Quit stalking me and move on with your life! If you find yourself gossiping abou… Quit stalking me and move on with your life! If you find yourself gossiping about my happiness please hit the delete button and kindly go fuck yourself! Mantra, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Jealousy Quotes, Random Quotes, Work Quotes, Bible Quotes, Accounting Humor, Get A Life

Though I am clearly happy with someone new' my ex's new girlfriend still stalks my Facebook page... honey stop hurting your own feelings.. you'll never be me.

No matter how hard you try!!!

I wish I could talk to my ex's new girlfriend. Problem is, I can't bark.

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Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.

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I'm so happy you found the love of your life... for the 3rd time in 2 years.

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If only I could get paid for doing what comes naturally- being a sarcastic bitch.

Stop trying so hard to be classy. It isn't working.

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Congratulations on proving yet again just how much better I am than you with that last failed attempt at insulting me. It must suck being so bitter....

I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u"

"Crazy Ex" Douche

Though I am clearly happy with someone new' my ex's new girlfriend still stalks my Facebook page... honey stop hurting your own feelings.. you'll never be me.

I wish I could talk to my ex's new girlfriend. Problem is, I can't bark.

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