500 pounds of glitter, 4 dozen duck decoys, 2 sofas, 3 deer heads, 1 john deere tractor umbrella, 2 custom neon signs, 2 potties, 6 trailer park tire planters, 88 plastic flamingos, 5 giant disco balls, 1 trailer and 2 truck beds full o’ junk later….we were unloaded on site where the most spectacularly redneck sweet 16 birthday party ever was to be held… so we literally had to get our ducks in a row. no seriously…we did. of course we did that with glitter and glue…but we did it. we had 3…
