Lord, please help me to not say what's really on my mind.!
If I rolled my eyes any harder I could go back in time.
Let's play guess my mood.
Most people won't admit their faults. I would, IF I had any.
Never chase them, just replace them!!
I've heard the voice of reason and it's very irritating.
Life is so much easier with a sense of humor.
Some things are just best said with an eye roll.
If I throw a lamp at you will it help you lighten up?
My mood? Donotannoymetoday.
Be yourself somewhere else.
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
I do not fail, I succeed in finding out what does not work.
A little bit older. A lot more fabulous.
Sure, the cake is good, just not “I got a pony” good.