Single forever quotes

awesome meme about staying single forever with pic of Homer Simpson sleeping alone peacefully #sleep #sleep #meme

Nov 23, 2019 - There seems to be a dichotomy with how one can handle being single. You can be pathetic about it, or you can be b*tchy about it. How are you going to handle it?. See more ideas about happily single, single forever, words.

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant."

Finally~ something to brag about my consistency

Someone from Phoenix posted a whisper, which reads "I'm staying single. Relationships are not for me."

Yes, I know, it sounds as though I'm kidding, but I swear this time I'm totally serious. Maybe I've been late to the designated meeting point the last few times, but I've been doing much better about being on time. That's a lie. I'm still perpetually late.