Quilting humor

We LOVE jokes and puns about sewing and knitting. Here we have gathered all the best jokes and one-liners we have come across. Pour yourself a nice cup of tea or coffee and lean back. It’s time for a good laugh! We have categorized all the jokes and puns into small categories. You can click … 84 Best Sewing & Knitting Jokes (Be Prepared To Laugh) Read More »

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one […]

Quilters, looking for a chuckle or a funny line to put on a card for a quilting friend? Find it here in this list of 30 humorous sayings from NewQuilters.com.

Who doesn’t love those illustrated ecards that float around the internet? I’ve seen so many funny sewing ecards, but often when I want to find them again, I can’t. So I went to the Someecards site and below I’ve compiled for you the best selection of sewing humor I found there. You can click on...Read More

These inspiring quotes will give you the motivation you need to create something beautiful. Enjoy these funny quilt sayings and use them to quilt your heart away. From heartfelt sentiments to lighthearted humor, these quilting quotes are sure to inspire you to create something special. #dtq #quiltquotes #quiltingquotes #quiltprintablewallart #funnyquiltingquotes #inspiringquiltingquotes

I don't know about you; but if you are the leader of a quilt guild it can be taxing sometimes to find icebreaker-style activities and or games that are appropriate for adults, even harder is searching

Did you see my Scrapbusting Challenge for Island Batik for March? You can see it HERE. The following is about one of the quilts I made for the challenge. I was scheduled to take a Ruler Quilting co…

During your life as a seamstress, you have probably run into a large amount of quotes about the sewing craft. This sage advice has probably made you laugh, mull over the deeper meaning of the words, and might have even made you sew the funny quip into your favorite project. Here at Sew Uber, we …

Merry Christmas to all my quilt friends!

Sewing quotes and sayings to pump you up when you’re sewing. Whether you are a beginner who wants to start sewing or an expert, these quotes will inspire you.