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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ... Short Jokes Funny, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Texts, Old People Jokes Hilarious So True, Funny Fails, Hilarious Jokes, Life Humor, Man Humor, Memes Humor

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. Funny Teacher Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Texts, Hilarious Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Funny Humor, Funny Stuff

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun.“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one…

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Teresa Alvarez