Husband jokes

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Husband Wife’s Funny Quarrel. –

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...

A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband. – A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help.The priest says, “Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him.How bad is it? the doctor asks.I have no idea, the husband says. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Wife Casually Calls Her Husband At Office. -

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said;"Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"Beth replied, "Well Charles, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 30 years, but always for a good reason."