Funny stories in english

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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

This is an amazing funny short story in english for kids online. Full story in link above, read now.

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

On a hot summer day, A little boy and his mother were inside a lake house.Little boy decided to go for a swim in lake behind his house.Boy was really excited to go into lake and swim .. #story, #funny

One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friendsHe saw a monkey on a tree“Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. #story, #funny

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One day, two carrots were walking down the street... They were the best of friends

This is one of the awesome funny bedtime stories of a rich man who used to live in a small town in Tamil Nadu. Full story in the link above, read now.

One day an old lion realized that he was too old to hunt for foodThe lion was sure he would soon die.He was very sad and went home #story, #funny