Funny birthday jokes

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

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A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

Check out these birthday jokes for kids. Funny birthday humor for children — great for birthday cards and parties. Get ready to laugh! #BirthdayJokes #KidsJokes #Kids #Birthday

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

It's is my birthday month and since I'm a huge meme fan I thought that now would be the best time to share this top 50 funny Happy Birthday Meme post!

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