Crazy heels

Some pictures are worth 1,000 words. These are worth one: "NOPE."

You won't make it through this post without wincing.

Essa seleta coleção de bizarros sapatos apresenta uma visão de que não há…

Nicholas Kirkwood's Resort '15 features traditionally preppy patterns in a new way.

8" Boot Inside Zipper Assorted Black Spikes / Assorted Crystal Spikes

There are lots of shoes out there that are definitely drool-worthy, but typically it's not because they get your appetite going, it's because they are just so gorgeous. There's a new line of shoes that has a bit of a different inspiration and it's usually reserved for your dinner plate, not for fashion.

Le designer philippin Kermit Tesoro crée des chaussures à talon dingues.

“favorite ship dynamic”

I could insert a clever joke here about Uggs or Crocs here, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that it's all been done. See any I missed? Please feel free to add your own below!

The queen of pop has cancelled several shows suffering from severe joint inflammation