Best jokes ever short

If you're ready for a good laugh, but short on time, these jokes will do the trick. We've included quick jokes for adults and funny ones for kids.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake.He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone.So he undressed and got i.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Discover the funniest short people jokes that pack a punch in just a few words! Perfect for a quick laugh, these jokes celebrate the charm of being fun-sized. Whether you're short or tall, these witty one-liners are sure to bring a smile. #ShortPeopleHumor #FunSizeJokes #TinyButMighty #LaughALittle #HeightHumor

If you're ready for a good laugh, but short on time, these jokes will do the trick. We've included quick jokes for adults and funny ones for kids.

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these hilarious texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.

A boy asked a beautiful girl in a library... 'Do you mind if I sit

Little Johnny is the main character in a lot of jokes. He’s a small boy who makes embarrassing statements and asks naive questions.

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his e.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Old Man And Prostitute

Need a quick laugh? These 25 short and funny jokes pack a punch with humor in just a few words. Perfect for sharing in a conversation or texting to a friend for an instant mood boost.

The best funny sayings, proverbs and expressions including the best ones that are short, humorous, hilarious, cute and clever or for letter boards.

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor

Little Johnny Is In Class One Day. – Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy

Need some laughs in your life? Look no further than these 80 hilarious jokes that are perfect for sending over text, from clever one-liners to puns and dad jokes. Whether you're trying to brighten someone's day or just need a pick-me-up yourself, these jokes are sure to do the trick. #funny #jokes #texting #laughter #humor #puns