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After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened his own law office. One day he was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had…
The Phone Call
After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened his own law office. One day he was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had…
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain that’s the size of my computer screen”. The surprised salesman replies:…
Blonde Buys Curtains
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain that’s the size of my computer screen”. The surprised salesman replies:…
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping...
SUPPLIES!!!!
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping...
a pink bird sitting on top of a black and gold background with the words, a young college student had stay up all night studying for his zoogy
Bird Legs
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with ten birds on…
In November, the Indian chief began to think it was going to be a cold winter. So he instructed his tribe to collect firewood. To double-check his prediction, the chief called the…
National Weather Service
In November, the Indian chief began to think it was going to be a cold winter. So he instructed his tribe to collect firewood. To double-check his prediction, the chief called the…
an image of a man holding a piece of paper
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do *anything* to pass this exam.” She leans closer to…
two blondes react that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yelled one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yelled the other. “Maybe it would…
a colorful bird sitting on top of a white wall next to a quote from john cage
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was…
a man in uniform is standing with his hands on his hips and the caption reads,
Retired Marine
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The…
a yellow and black poster with a chainsaw on it's side, in front of an orange background
A blond got a new job cutting down trees.
A blond got a new job cutting down trees. On the first day her boss handed her a chainsaw and said, “Now you have to go into that forest and cut down…
a green poster with the words one day a blond from cali decides to move take a trip to north carolina to see her brunette friend
Traffic Light
One day a blond from Cali decides to move take a trip to North Carolina to see her brunette friend. Of course, being a blond, she assumes that NC is like a whole different country...
a poster with money flying out of it and the words,'a healthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he lost their entire fortune
Lost Fortune
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style. “If you’ll just…
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world.” The barber puts a dollar bill... Dumb And Dumber, Barber, The Game Is Over, Customer, Kid
Dumbest Kid?!
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world.” The barber puts a dollar bill...
a woman gets on a bus with her baby that's the driver says that i've ever seen
The Ugliest Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and…
a young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady
Goodbye Mother
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on...