Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes contains a large selection of the best hand picked jokes for people of all ages (kids, teen and adults) that will help make you laugh! This board is…
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a woman's face with the caption, a young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts
True Blonde
A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow…
an airplane is flying in the sky with a poem below it that reads, a tex was on a flight and began braging about the property that he owned
A Texan
A Texan was on a flight and began bragging about the property that he owned. “How much property do you own?” asked the man sitting next to him. “Forty acres,” answered the…
a woman is standing in front of a blue background with the words, once upon a time there lived a woman in bramton who had a
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat…
a couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the senior's special was two eggs bacon, hash browns and toast for $ 1 99
Senior’s Special
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want...
a woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, do you have any turkey?
Buying Turkeys
A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any turkey?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey...
A man and his wife are travelling through the United States, when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee. They quickly start arguing about…
Kissimee
A man and his wife are travelling through the United States, when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee. They quickly start arguing about…
A nun and a priest are playing golf. The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green...
A nun and a priest are playing golf
A nun and a priest are playing golf. The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green...
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car. Being a… Humor, Got Him, Understanding, Anxious, Let It Be
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car. Being a…
A writer came home to find his house burned down. His wife, who was crying and had minor burns, was standing outside. “What happened, dear?” the man asked... Shit Happens, Writer, Everything Burns
A writer
A writer came home to find his house burned down. His wife, who was crying and had minor burns, was standing outside. “What happened, dear?” the man asked...
a dog standing on top of a blue background with the words, a man had a very smart dog he tried selling it for around $ 45, but everybody thought it was to
Honey, is the Dog Home?
A man had a very smart dog. He tried selling it for around $45, but everybody thought it was too expensive. The man couldn’t lower the price because part of the deal was...
a trucker has just turned a corner on a desired roadway and was proced when a blonde laned
Trucker versus the Blonde
A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in front of him almost making...
a dog standing on top of a blue background with the words, a man had a very smart dog he tried selling it for around $ 45, but everybody thought it was to
Honey, is the Dog Home?
A man had a very smart dog. He tried selling it for around $45, but everybody...
the text is written in black and white
T.G.I.F
A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. “T.G.I.F.” she says. “S.H.I.T” was his reply. Puzzled she replied “T.G.I.F” The gentleman was getting a little disturbed the…
a little boy was at the supermarket checkout with a huge box of detergent
A little boy was at the supermarket checkout with a huge box of detergent.
A little boy was at the supermarket checkout with a huge box of detergent. The checkout girl, trying to be friendly, asked him he had a lot of laundry to do. “Not…
an image of a man with his hands in the air and text on it that reads,
Two Nuns and The Creepy Man
Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them...