"Do I have my wallet?" *Slaps ass loudly* "Yep."
A bunch of random pictures kitten sleeping against wall and try me doll and more
Really Funny Pictures That Make You Laugh Out Loud - 17
Useful insomnia pie chart
I'm 99yrs old. Playing golf with the buds and eating dinner at the club every night. Those lovely girls just know how to bend at the right time. If I can get it up at my age. I may die sooner.