Haha, Captain Stottlemeyer....

Captain Stottlemeyer : "They call it a "panic room". I know that's a difficult concept because, for you, every room is a panic room.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. < do not tell me that this is the whole bee movie script

Yo amo a mi familia www.familias.com #amoamifamilia #matrimonio #sermamá #bebé #hermanos #hijos #amor #familia #frasesdeamor #frases #frasesbonitas #frasesdefamilia

Yo amo a mi familia www.familias.com #amoamifamilia #matrimonio #sermamá #bebé #hermanos #hijos #amor #familia #frasesdeamor #frases #frasesbonitas #frasesdefamilia

TENER SENTIDO DEL HUMOR #memes #chistes #chistesmalos #imagenesgraciosas #humor #funny #amusing #fun #lol #lmao #hilarious #laugh #photooftheday #friend #crazy #witty #instahappy #joke #jokes #joking #epic #instagood #instafun #lassolucionespara

TENER SENTIDO DEL HUMOR #memes #chistes #chistesmalos #imagenesgraciosas #humor #funny #amusing #fun #lol #lmao #hilarious #laugh #photooftheday #friend #crazy #witty #instahappy #joke #jokes #joking #epic #instagood #instafun #lassolucionespara

I was reading this while listening to evenstar from lord of the rings and it made it even not dramatic

Food wars

The courageous cereal war. OMG there is some weird people XD<<Don't you dare to talk shit about our brave soldiers at war

America, The Greatest Country In The Entire World

America, The Greatest Country In The Entire World

It is finally stated that we are NOT the greatest country in the world. America, The Greatest Country In The Entire World?

this is fantastic. It makes me think about how many books I've fallen in love with and how it would feel to have the characters love you back. Beautiful.

Someone had a good idea, and someone went for it…

One tumbler's response to the prompt "someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader" amazing! I WANT TO READ THIS BOOK!

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A bunch of burn outs.

Jim Gaffigan is the best! "Have you tried the hot pocket hot pocket? It's a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket. Tastes just like a hot pocket.

. El nuevo padre de la parroquia estaba tan nervioso… .

. El nuevo padre de la parroquia estaba tan nervioso… .

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