Here's another "gag gift" craft idea. Belly Button Lint Remover -Take a long bead and stick a piece of pipe-cleaner through it, make a tiny loop at one end so it won't come out of the bead. (For my Dad!
A true redneck indulgence - bubbles in the bath. Actually Redneck Bubble Bath is a bottle of beans, bubbles come naturally later when soaking in the tub. Simply prepare beans as you normally would and flavor with the attached Tabasco.