I used to be able to booze for 18 hours straight, put cocaine directly into my butthole, and then wake up and play basketball. Now I have 4 drinks and I wake up looking like Tom Hanks in the last 20 minutes of "Philadelphia.
The Hangover Kit. Fiance for the bachelor party. Includes items that would help with a hangover, some funny quotes about drinking attached to a water bottle. Changed the water bottle label to a Hydrate label and stuck it all in a trashcan.