Someone from Pottsville, Arkansas, US posted a whisper in the group The Sarcastic Idiots, which reads "When snobs at school overhear my music: Eww, what are you listening to? Me: I know right! Your voice is awfully disturbing.
Isn't this useful! "This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?" // Not actually a school idea (never ever), but it's French so I'm putting it here.