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George Carlin is a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. Being considered as one of the top comedians of all time, George is well known for his black humor, political views, observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many other taboo subjects. His critical thinking shines on stage and

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." George Carlin Preeeeety much :o) George Carlin, Great Quotes, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, People Quotes, Atheist Humor, Atheist Quotes, Atheist Agnostic

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Quotes by George Carlin. Probably one of the best comedians ever to fuck with this planet