Humorous Sayings

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two monkeys playing with each other in the grass and captioning, when you hit your pinky toe on the leg of the couch
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...or on the coffee table...or on the desk chair...or on the end of the bed…
i'm an english major you do the math poster with three books stacked on top of each other
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a cross stitch pattern with the words, remember housework when done correctly, i can kill you
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a man is looking at his computer screen with the caption i wouldn't call it
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a woman is sitting in a chair with her head on her hand and the caption reads, if i don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring
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a drawing of a cat with a laptop on it's lap and the caption i'm not a procrastimator, i'm just extremely progressively produce at unimporant things 3
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I’m not a procrastinator…
an image of someone's handwritten quote on paper with the words some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and
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a woman vacuuming the floor with a cleaning machine and text that reads, picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds but instead i'm
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a man sitting in front of a computer with the caption work is when i bittery contemplate all of the product things i could be doing at home
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a drawing of a cat with a laptop on it's lap and the caption i'm not a procrastimator, i'm just extremely progressively produce at unimporant things 3
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I’m not a procrastinator…
a woman in bed with the words i don't mean to brag but i'm pretty sure i would be worth
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a quote that says having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
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an image of a woman with text that reads, my voiemail message should say you know good and well i'm not going to answer so please
I REALLYREALLYREALLY hate the horrible grammar, but I love the quote! (just pretend there's a comma after "results" instead of a period!)
weird how this is so true... Friends, Feelings
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weird how this is so true...
a girl reading a book with the caption we are sisters if i am mad at someone, you are mad at them too
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