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Dungeons-and-danis I've compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and ¡i'm gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point. cy dungeons-and-danis Raw Quotes to Use In Dnd: Pick a god and pray to it. © Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won. No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath I have been through hell and Ill come out singing. e There are no gods here. Do! look like the kind of man/woman who dies? God is dead and soon we will follow. Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. e This is hell's territory and I am beholden to no gods. - iFunny
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(D) tropiyas "i am a monument to all your sins" is such a fucking raw line for a villain it's amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos E biggest-gaudiest-patronuses classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh honestly 'i'll do whatever you want" "then perish" is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it's from some bizarre "hewwo" E falling towers And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said "violence for violence is the rule of beasts" like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him e twofingerswhiskey my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said "to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all" and put it out and walked into the mist and i've never fucking forgotten that O Text E, cerastes "I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire - iFunny
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Theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelIy Sit stiII?? You fool. You absolute tortellini. I can't possibly remain still. There are worlds inside me pushing at my very membranes. I harbor abundant energy even as I am plagued with sleeplessness. To sit still is to submit to a god who cannot stand to see such power in potentia mere inches from realizing itself and overcoming him. Sit stiII?? Geez what a total eggplant : biggest-gaudiest-patronuses this is fantastic ADHD energy but i’m still choking on the fac Adhd, Funny Tumblr Posts, Really Funny, Funny Posts
Theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelIy Sit stiII?? You fool. You absolute tortellini. I can't possibly remain still. There are worlds inside me pushing at my very membranes. I harbor abundant energy even as I am plagued with sleeplessness. To sit still is to submit to a god who cannot stand to see such power in potentia mere inches from realizing itself and overcoming him. Sit stiII?? Geez what a total eggplant : biggest-gaudiest-patronuses this is fantastic ADHD energy but i’m still choking on the fact you turned tortellini into an insult #i respect that very much btw - iFunny
Theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelIy Sit stiII?? You fool. You absolute tortellini. I can't possibly remain still. There are worlds inside me pushing at my very membranes. I harbor abundant energy even as I am plagued with sleeplessness. To sit still is to submit to a god who cannot stand to see such power in potentia mere inches from realizing itself and overcoming him. Sit stiII?? Geez what a total eggplant : biggest-gaudiest-patronuses this is fantastic ADHD energy but i’m still choking on the fac
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Pablo Picasso used to carry around a revolver loaded with blanks and would fire it at people who asked him about the meaning of his paintings. "wait, what does this painting mean-" Pablo picasso: So anyway, I started blasting FX - iFunny
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From Lightest to Darkest Skin No Data Thelonelyscarecrow Castiels-Time-Travele Nintendo Canada Onthe Web Map of the World by Natural Skin Color Im Really Dumbfounded That I Never Realized Skin Colour Is Literally Just Caused by Being Closer to or Farther From the Equator and the Resulting Sun Exposure and Skin Darkening Actually Its an Adaptation Natural Selection People With Darker Skin Are Selected for in Areas Near the Equator Where the Melanin That Causes the Darker Color Protects Them From Radiation and Protects Them From Skin Cancer and Other Health Defects and Because They Are Healthier They Can Pass on That Trait More People Near the Poles Have Lighter Skin Because It Allows Them Absorb More of the Limited Sunlight to Convert to Vitamin D THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER Evolution of Melanin Levels Based on Geographical Location | Dank Meme on ME.ME
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The sentence ‘we enter the Circle after dark and are consumed by fire’ is a palindrome in Latin -‘in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni’. %decoy-ocelot Oh, oh, this reminds me of the only known bilingual palindrome: Anger? 'Tis safe never. Bar it! Use love. Spell that backward and you get: Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna! Which is Latin for: Rise up, in order that your anger may be but a brief madness; control it! - iFunny
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