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When someone says "STOP" I never know if its In the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen #someecards Chandler Bing, Smileys, Someecards, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, 3 Things, Random Things, Random Stuff, Wise Words

When someone says "STOP" I never know if its In the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen #someecards

For all you guys wearing skinny jeans..... I think you took the phrase "getting into her pants" the wrong way. #someecards Friday Pictures, Funny Pictures, Funny Pics, Daily Pictures, Videos Funny, No Kidding, It's A Good Life, Whatcha Say, Def Not

Friday Pictures

It's A Good Life

For all you guys wearing skinny jeans..... I think you took the phrase "getting into her pants" the wrong way. #someecards

Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too? #someecards Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Jokes, It's Funny, Hysterical, Never Stop Dreaming, Belly Laughs, I Love To Laugh, E Cards

Never Stop Dreaming

I Love To Laugh

Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too? #someecards

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. #someecards Infp, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, E. E. Cummings, Nerd, It Goes On, Thing 1, Poster

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. #someecards

My brain is giving me the silent treatment today. #someecards Great Quotes, Me Quotes, Witty Quotes, Funny Humor, Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Ads, Mom Funny, Someecards Funny

Sarcastic Sayings

Someecards Funny

My brain is giving me the silent treatment today. #someecards

Capitalization is the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse.' #someecards Loss Quotes, Cartoon Quotes, Uncle Jack, Abc, Nuff Said, Humor Humor

Capitalization is the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse.' #someecards

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating. #someecards Lol, What I Like About You, I Don't Give A, Bahahahaha

What I Like About You

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating. #someecards

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed. #someecards Inspirational Quotes, Funny Slogans, Hilarious Memes, Thoughts Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Hilarious Memes

Thoughts Quotes

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed. #someecards

Pilates? O heavens, no! I thought you said 'pie and lattes'. #someecards Food Quotes, Happy Quotes, Frases Humor

Pilates? O heavens, no! I thought you said 'pie and lattes'. #someecards

Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much. #someecards Nerd Mode, National Grammar Day, Random Quotes, Work Quotes, Someone To Love Me

National Grammar Day

Someone To Love Me

Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much. #someecards

What does a Cowboys fan do after his team wins a Superbowl? Turns off his Xbox and goes to bed! #someecards Sports Joke, Funny Sports Memes, Nfl Memes, Football Memes, Sports Humor, Football Season, Football Stuff, Soccer Humor, Steelers Stuff

Funny Sports Memes

Football Season

What does a Cowboys fan do after his team wins a Superbowl? Turns off his Xbox and goes to bed! #someecards

If people who eat only plant-based foods are called 'vegetarians,' shouldn't we call cannibals and zombies 'humanitarians?' #someecards Smartass Quotes, Worthy Quotes, Funny Comebacks, Funny Comedy

Smartass Quotes

Funny Comebacks

If people who eat only plant-based foods are called 'vegetarians,' shouldn't we call cannibals and zombies 'humanitarians?' #someecards

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. #someecards Humor Mexicano, Fitness Humor, Gym Fitness, Crossfit Humor, Fitness Foods, Funny Fitness, Fitness Weightloss, Wellness Fitness, Healthy Fitness

Fitness Weightloss

Wellness Fitness

Healthy Fitness

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. #someecards

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the Fitness Protection Program. #someecards Mantra, Diet Humor, Health Humor, Workout Humor, Gym Humor, Exercise Humor, Physical Exercise, Gym Memes

Physical Exercise

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the Fitness Protection Program. #someecards

I bet the Papal Conclave can pick a Pope more easily than my office can pick a place to order lunch. #someecards Husband Quotes Funny, Funny Quotes For Kids, Funny Jokes To Tell, Husband Humor, Cute Love Quotes, Funny Kids, Hilarious, Funny Happy, Funny Love

Husband Quotes Funny

Funny Quotes For Kids

Funny Jokes To Tell

Cute Love Quotes

I bet the Papal Conclave can pick a Pope more easily than my office can pick a place to order lunch. #someecards

Listen. When a woman asks your opinion, she doesn't want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear her opinion in a deeper voice. #someecards Funny Cartoons, Funny Cute, Boys Are Stupid, Funny Comments, Words Worth, Smiles And Laughs

Boys Are Stupid

Smiles And Laughs

Listen. When a woman asks your opinion, she doesn't want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear her opinion in a deeper voice. #someecards

I wish I could flag your life as inappropriate. #someecards Snarky, Witty, Sarcastic Jokes, Dumb And Dumber, Amusing

Sarcastic Jokes

Dumb And Dumber

I wish I could flag your life as inappropriate. #someecards

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea.. #someecards Pharmacy Humor, Medical Humor, Nurse Humor, Pharmacy Technician, Healthcare Humor, Pharmacy Student, Online Pharmacy, Veterinary Technician

Pharmacy Technician

Healthcare Humor

Pharmacy Student

Online Pharmacy

Veterinary Technician

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea.. #someecards

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story? In life, no one helps you once you're fucked! #someecards Quotes To Live By, Funny Confessions, Humor

Quotes To Live By

Funny Confessions

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story? In life, no one helps you once you're fucked! #someecards

I'd kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I'd lose my shoe. #someecards Bff, Yes I Have, Just In Case

I'd kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I'd lose my shoe. #someecards

That awkward moment when you got bronchitis while gettin' a cold pop and thought somebody was barbecuing...... #someecards Ignorance, Jesus, Thats The Way, Awkward Moments

Awkward Moments

That awkward moment when you got bronchitis while gettin' a cold pop and thought somebody was barbecuing...... #someecards

I was just wondering ... Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart ... or is it just me? #someecards Walmart Humor, Walmart Shoppers, Cool Stuff, Freaking Hilarious, Hilarious Pictures

Walmart Shoppers

Freaking Hilarious

Hilarious Pictures

I was just wondering ... Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart ... or is it just me? #someecards

Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me. #someecards Upset Quotes

Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me. #someecards

I don't give a shit about the shit you don't give a shit about. #someecards Grammatically Correct, I Dont Like You, Truth Of Life, Crazy Quotes, Stay Happy, Live Laugh Love, Twisted Humor, I Can Relate

Grammatically Correct

I Dont Like You

Live Laugh Love

I don't give a shit about the shit you don't give a shit about. #someecards

I do NOT have OCD. I just feel better when all the presidents' heads are facing in the same direction, ok? #someecards Flirting Texts, Flirting Quotes For Him, Flirting Humor, Chuck Palahniuk, Ocd Humor, Banking Humor, Server Humor, Bachelorette

Flirting Quotes For Him

Chuck Palahniuk

I do NOT have OCD. I just feel better when all the presidents' heads are facing in the same direction, ok? #someecards